给自己的 GitHub 主页刷一面结实的「绿墙」｜Painting a Proper Green Wall on Your GitHub Profile

咳咳，每个程序员心里应该都藏着一个梦想——被绿的梦想（谁不希望自己的GitHub主页上是绿油油一片呢？）

然而……你们从本站导航也看得出来，我平时主力码仓是自建的 Gitea，GitHub 基本属于“常年冷宫”状态，贡献图惨不忍睹，一片荒漠。

但今天，我发现了一个神器，完美解决“社死级贡献图”问题：优雅、还带点自作聪明的自动刷绿工具～

工具地址：https://github.com/zmrlft/GreenWall

效果？直接点本站导航里的「饮茶室」（我的 GitHub 主页）看看就知道了——我倒没有臭不要脸地直接刷全绿，而是画了几个像素画（我的名字，Linux，安卓机器人和苹果Logo），真实有效！

使用方法也巨简单（项目 README 写得比我清楚一万倍），几行配置就能让你的贡献图每天自动打卡，稳稳当当绿一年。

当然啦，这东西本质是拿来装X/整活的，面试官问起来还是老实交代吧！（手动狗头）

需要的朋友顺手给作者点个 star 吧！大家都是搞开源软件的～

Ahem… Let’s be honest: every programmer secretly dreams of getting absolutely wrecked by the green squares. We’re talking full-on “just quit my job to grind LeetCode 18 hours a day” levels of grass on that contribution graph.

Sadly (as you can probably tell from this site’s menu), my daily driver is a self-hosted Gitea instance, which means my actual GitHub has been sitting in the corner collecting dust like a sad, barren desert.

But today I stumbled upon an absolute gem that fixes the ultimate GitHub embarrassment: a classy, slightly chaotic way to auto-paint your contribution chart.

Tool: https://github.com/zmrlft/GreenWall

Proof? Just click the little “Tea Room” link in my navigation (aka my GitHub profile). I didn’t go full psycho and paint the entire thing solid green (I still have some dignity left). Instead I drew a few pixel-art masterpieces: my name, the Linux penguin, the Android bot, and — because I’m an equal-opportunity troll — the Apple logo.

It works. It’s real. No cap.

Setup is stupidly easy — the README is literally better written than 99 % of the blog posts I’ve published. A couple lines of config and boom, your graph gets daily commits for a full year, like you’re some kind of productivity demon.

Obviously this is 100 % for memes, flexing, or saving face when your future interviewer side-eyes your dead profile. If they ever ask, just hit them with the classic: “Oh that? Yeah I was just really consistent about writing notes and experimenting… every single day… for science.” (¬‿¬)

Fellow lazy geniuses, go forth and grow some grass. And while you’re there, throw the author a star — open-source heroes deserve love.

Remember that give a star for the auther!